I'm a manager and surely it should be me sexually harrassing my staff, but no - I've been singled out by a lecherous worm of an employee.
Here's a few ways she tries to let me know what she has in store for me:
1. Licking her lips as she looks at me.
2. Licking her fingers as she looks at me (and I dont mean an innocent swipe of the tongue - Im talking about fucking KFC finger licking good sessions.
3. As Im hoovering the office she'll open her legs and demand I give her a damn good cleaning out (to which I replied "it would take more than a dustbuster to keep that thing clean!")
4. Asking me to pretend to be Pinnochio so she can sit on my face and demand that I lie.
5. Drawing my attention to her erect walnut shaped nipples.
I swear the list goes on and every day I steady myself for more of her overt lustings. So dear reader - Im in a pickle - she knows she's out of bounds (I dont do front bottoms) but she's a damn fine worker - always reaches her targets etc. Should I humour her and let her sordid ways fizzle out? Or should I break with convention, drag her into the storeroom and give her a damn good seeing to?
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